The Mightiest
A lion woke up one
morning feeling very rowdy and mean. He went out and cornered a small
monkey and roared, "Who is the mightiest of all jungle animals?"
The trembling monkey
said, "You are, mighty lion!"
Later, the lion confronted
a wildebeest and fiercely bellowed, "Who is the mightiest of all
jungle animals?"
The terrified wildebeest
stammered, "Oh great lion, you are by far the mightiest animal
in the jungle!"
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| Fast as lightning, the elephant snatched up the lion with his trunk, slammed him against a tree half a dozen times, making the lion feel like he had been run over by a safari wagon. The elephant then stomped on the lion until it looked like a corn tortilla, and ambled away. |  |
Upon recovering consciousness,
the lion let out a moan of pain, lifted his head weakly and croaked, "Geez,
just because you didn't know the answer, you didn't have to get so pissed
off!"
